Tuesday, October 23, 2007

A Few of My Favorite Words, Part 1

Segment doesn't require much explanation and I'm tired.

Juxtaposition- The stark of unlike things. For instance, seeing a fancy car in a third world country is a juxtaposition. Foil characters like R2-D2 and C-3Po is a juxtaposition; one character is small and adventurous, the other is humanoid and cowardly.

Douche Bag- The worst word you can call a male. Douche bags are characterized by arrogance, rudeness, belligerence, and a positive self image which exists solely as a wall to hide inner incompetence or insecurity.

Shit- A seriously fun word to say in conjunction with other less explicative. Examples: Oh shit son, shit balls, shit head, shit fit, lose my shit, shitfest, and nincomshit. The last one is an invention of my own. Hey, wait...

Nincomshit- Less flowery play on nincompoop.

Dragonforce- Hardest substance known to mankind. Also the name of a British power metal band.

Ideology- But only when its pronounced iddy-ology in stead of idea-ology.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

How about "big-ass" as an adjective? I.e, "This is a big-ass sandwich?" I love that word.

Unknown said...

Or, if you're feeling silly, move the hyphen over one space to say, "This is a big ass-sandwich." Comedy gold.