Friday, November 2, 2007

A Few of My Favorite Words, Part 2

Cunt- The most explicit word in the English language. I don't care what anybody says. There are only two situations in which it is socially acceptable to use this word: when you REALLY mean it, or if you don't mean it at all and using it out of context. Like right now.

Berserker- Historically, the berserkers were Scandinavian warriors who would dress in bear skin and smoke hashish before charging into battle. The word berserk actually means bear skin. I have hijacked this word to also refer to a Man's Man. One who can adjudicate peaceful solutions but can duel-wield a battleaxe and a claymore with the best of them should the situation arise.
ALSO: A miniboss in Gears of War, a death metal song sang by Olaf in the movie Clerks, a character class in countless role playing games, and many other things.


Fantabulomagnifique- Queerest word I could think of. I might top it later.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

regarding cunt: so true